Daddy, Come Home for Christmas

"Daddy, Come Home for Christmas" is a song in the Christmas Special that Beatrice, Eugenie and Fergie sing to convince Andrew to come to Sandringham House to celebrate Christmas with the rest of the Windsors.

Lyrics
Daddy, you're missing Christmas joy, Pretending to be British trade envoy, You clocked up loads of airmiles You used to hang around with, A paedophile, (Christmas!)

Daddy, please come home for Christmas There's room at Sandringham this Christmas Oh, it's better with you, We miss your childish humour, And the unsupported rumours, At Christmas!

Daddy, buy us stuff for Christmas, Or even just some cash for Christmas, Bring us festive cheer, 'Cos you have no idea, What shoes cost over here, At Christmas, Oh, Christmas, Oh, Christmas, Oh, Christmas, Yaaaas.

Trivia

 * According to Andrew, this song became a No. 1 hit in Azerbaijan.